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Muscle Shoals: A Pilgrimage to the Heart of Southern Soul
I’ve spent
five days with a dozen friends in a beach house on Dauphin Island, off the coast
of Alabama in the Gulf of Mexico. For nearly a week I have worn a sarong, and
had my toenails painted by beautiful women in coconut-shell bikinis. I have
lounged in a hot tub until I’m shriveled, and danced out the wrinkles until
dawn. I have crawled from the midnight surf and slept on the beach, gently illuminated by the winking orange lights of the oil rigs far offshore. I have played beer
pong in the morning under an electric blue sky while the fishing boats trawl
and the pelicans dive, and eaten Gulf shrimp so large and tender they could
make a man cry, and did.
It hasn’t sucked.
By now I should
be in New Orleans, finishing my vacation wandering the French Quarter with a hurricane in my hand, flirting with the bartender at Checkpoint Charlie’s
or eating catfish po’ boys at the Pearl. Instead I’m on a hair-raising seven-hour drive north on I-65, past countless truck stops and fast-food joints, on a road where if you’re not doing at least 80 then you’re getting
run over by little old ladies in F-150s. It’s crazy, but I can’t help
it. Muscle Shoals is calling
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We go upstairs. For audiophiles, Noel tells Noel takes Alabama Noel hops in |
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idea for a Hard Rock Cafe-style restaurant in Muscle Shoals. Noel is animated, talking fast. When he’s done I thank George, then Noel and I head out to “How’d “Man, The Palace My next appointment “Black “What’s that?” “Vanilla She crinkles “Syrup. “Did you |
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“What
are you doing?” Noel asks.
“I want
Roger to sign it,” I say. Then I pause. The man’s having lunch, and
if I’ve already caused so much trouble just by ordering a milkshake, then Disturbing A Legend During Lunch might get me six months on a chain gang.
“Oh hell,
just go in,” Noel prods.
I do, and Roger
listens patiently while I tell him who I am and what I’m doing here. He smiles slightly and takes the pen. He signs the track sheet, hands it back, and I thank him profusely and duck out.
“What
did you say?” Noel asks when I get back to the car.
“I told
him it was for you,” I say.
That Scratchy Guitar
As we drive
through town, Noel continues his improvised, unofficial history of the area. “In the 30s and 40s there used to be a bully in town,” he tells me,
“and this guy was really, really mean. He had a saying, ‘Nobody will
ever run over me.’ Well, when he died, know what they did? They buried him in an intersection, right in the middle of the road, so every day people drive right over him.”
Noel interrupts
his soliloquy. “Travis Wammack’s over there.” He points to a
small brick building.
“His studio?” I ask.
“Not exactly,” We pull into Travis is leaning “I feel We pull back A day ago I “Come FAME |
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“I’ve Bobby Whitlock Noel has sung On the way We leave the |
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You
Better Move On
The weather
news is not good. Major thunderstorms are expected over most of the state for the next two days. In fact, the only part of the state that is not going to
be affected is the southernmost strip, including Dauphin Island. I have two choices: I can stay another day and possibly be caught in vicious thunderstorms, turning my seven-hour drive into a 12-hour nightmare, or race the storm and spend a few more days on the beach.
I stop into
what appears to be the lone bohemian enclave of Florence, a coffee shop with the word “espresso” spelled correctly in the window and a chap with
a goatee and beret sitting at an outdoor table. I go in and ask for an iced cappuccino. “Sorry, don’t have that,” the barista drawls. Iced
coffee? “Naw, didn’t make none today.” Iced anything? “I
kin put some coffee in a cup with ice if that’s what you want.” Well,
fuck me in the mouth, it’ll have to do.
Properly fueled,
I begin the long trip back to Dauphin Island, where I’ll stay for a night
or two, alone, before flying out of New Orleans. Tonight I will sleep in the hammock on the roof deck, under a blanket of stars, lulled to sleep by the sound of the waves and the gentle Gulf breeze. With any luck I’ll be there by
midnight, a 12-pack of Coors Light and some frozen pizzas under my arm. Sarong optional. I hit the Interstate, get the Dodge up to 85 and look for something
good on the radio.
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